Hey Guys! This is my blog.

Please just leave and don’t read anything. Especially if you are my Mother-in-Law. Claudia, you don’t want to see what is hiding in this blog. It’s not a pretty picture. It’s not a good look for me or anyone. But it is a real look. I’m not very good at tamping myself down in real life, why the fuck would I be good at doing it on a blog?

Well, I warned you. I suppose if you are here, you are already disappointed I used a swear word in the url… and the title. May as well read on.