Abandon Hope All Ye Who Enter Here.

Honestly… don’t read this blog. Please leave. It will only upset you.

Hey Guys! This is my blog.

Please just leave and don’t read anything. Especially if you are my Mother-in-Law. Claudia, you don’t want to see what is hiding in this blog. It’s not a pretty picture. It’s not a good look for me or anyone. But it is a real look. I’m not very good at tamping myself down in real life, why the fuck would I be good at doing it on a blog?

Well, I warned you. I suppose if you are here, you are already disappointed I used a swear word in the url… and the title. May as well read on.